var cowboySayings = new Array();
cowboySayings[0] = "Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.";
cowboySayings[1] = "Don't squat with your spurs on.";
cowboySayings[2] = "Don't judge people by their relatives.";
cowboySayings[3] = "Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.";
cowboySayings[4] = "When you lose, don't lose the lesson.";
cowboySayings[5] = "Talk slowly, think quickly.";
cowboySayings[6] = "Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.";
cowboySayings[7] = "Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.";
cowboySayings[8] = "Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.";
cowboySayings[9] = "Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.";
cowboySayings[10] = "It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.";
cowboySayings[11] = "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.";
cowboySayings[12] = "The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.";
cowboySayings[13] = "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.";
cowboySayings[14] = "If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.";
cowboySayings[15] = "It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.";
cowboySayings[16] = "Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.";
cowboySayings[17] = "The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.";
cowboySayings[18] = "Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.";
cowboySayings[19] = "If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.";
cowboySayings[20] = "Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.";
cowboySayings[21] = "Always drink upstream from the herd.";
cowboySayings[22] = "Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.";
cowboySayings[23] = "Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.";
cowboySayings[24] = "If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.";
cowboySayings[25] = "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.";
cowboySayings[26] = "When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.";
cowboySayings[27] = "When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.";
cowboySayings[28] = "Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.";
cowboySayings[29] = "Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.";
cowboySayings[30] = "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.";
cowboySayings[31] = "You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.(Character shows up best when tested.)";
cowboySayings[32] = "Never miss a good chance to shut up.";
cowboySayings[33] = "If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?";
cowboySayings[34] = "There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;";
cowboySayings[35] = "Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed";
cowboySayings[36] = "If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.";
cowboySayings[37] = "A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.";
cowboySayings[38] = "It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.";
cowboySayings[39] = "Don’t squat with your spurs on.";
cowboySayings[40] = "Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.";
cowboySayings[41] = "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.";
cowboySayings[42] = "Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.";
cowboySayings[43] = "Shirts that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost more than a horse";
cowboySayings[44] = "We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.";
cowboySayings[45] = "Boots, chaps and cowboy hats…. nothing else matters.";
cowboySayings[46] = "An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.";
cowboySayings[47] = "Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.";
cowboySayings[48] = "I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.";
cowboySayings[49] = "Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.";
cowboySayings[50] = "It’s the bulls and blood, dust and mud, and the roar of a Sunday crowd.";
cowboySayings[51] = "Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.";
cowboySayings[52] = "Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb";
cowboySayings[53] = "When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.";
cowboySayings[54] = "It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.";
cowboySayings[55] = "Ain’t nothin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.";
cowboySayings[56] = "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.";
cowboySayings[57] = "Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.";
cowboySayings[58] = "If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.";
cowboySayings[59] = "You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.";
cowboySayings[60] = "The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take unfair advantage.";
cowboySayings[61] = "Never miss a good chance to shut up.";
cowboySayings[62] = "Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.";
cowboySayings[63] = "Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.";
cowboySayings[64] = "A lovely horse is always an experience….. It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words.";
cowboySayings[65] = "To me, horses and freedom are synonymous .";
cowboySayings[66] = "To ride or not to ride? What a stupid question!";
cowboySayings[67] = "No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.";
cowboySayings[68] = "Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.";
cowboySayings[69] = "There’s nothin’ in life that’s worth doin’, if it cain’t be done from a horse…";
cowboySayings[70] = "There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it.";
cowboySayings[71] = "The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collar bone and incredible contusions-’it wasn’t Jezebel’s fault, Dad.’";
cowboySayings[72] = "A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.";
cowboySayings[73] = "I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.";
cowboySayings[74] = "Show me your horse, and I will tell you who you are.";
cowboySayings[75] = "It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.";
cowboySayings[76] = "Horses lend us the wings we lack.";
cowboySayings[77] = "My dear, I don’t care what they do, so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.";
cowboySayings[78] = "A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you.";
cowboySayings[79] = "In riding a horse, we borrow freedom.";
cowboySayings[80] = "All horses deserve, at least once in their lives, to be loved by a little girl.";
cowboySayings[81] = "There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.";
cowboySayings[82] = "In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.";
cowboySayings[83] = "There are only two emotions that belong in the saddle; one is a sense of humor and the other is patience.";
cowboySayings[84] = "If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong.";
cowboySayings[85] = "Your horse can only be as brave as you are.";
cowboySayings[86] = "The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD.";
cowboySayings[87] = "The best color on a horse is fat.";
cowboySayings[88] = "No ride is ever the last one. No horse is ever the last one you will have. Somehow there will always be other horses, other places to ride them.";
cowboySayings[89] = "My horses are my friends, not my slaves.";
cowboySayings[90] = "There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.";
cowboySayings[91] = "Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.";
cowboySayings[92] = "The air of heaven is that which blows between a horse’s ears.";
cowboySayings[93] = "Ask me to show you poetry in motion, and I will show you a horse.";
cowboySayings[94] = "I found one way to fly; on the back of an airborne horse !!!";
cowboySayings[95] = "To know the Arabian horse is to love him.";
cowboySayings[96] = "And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse.";
cowboySayings[97] = "Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self esteem. They provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls- they give us hope!";
cowboySayings[98] = "Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes?";
cowboySayings[99] = "If I had a horse, I’d ride off in the sunset, where dreams, and shadows lie. To a life, where pain and sorrow don’t exist, and to where hopes, and dreams become reality.";
cowboySayings[100] = "A horse is the projection of peoples’ dreams about themselves-strong, powerful, beautiful-and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.";
cowboySayings[101] = "A canter is a cure for every evil.";
cowboySayings[102] = "Sell the cow, buy the sheep, but never be without the horse.";
cowboySayings[103] = "Through the days of love and celebration and joy, and through the dark days of mourning-the faithful horse has been with us always.";
cowboySayings[104] = "If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.";
cowboySayings[105] = "If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.";
cowboySayings[106] = "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.";
cowboySayings[107] = "When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.";
cowboySayings[108] = "When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.";
cowboySayings[109] = "Never miss a good chance to shut up.";
cowboySayings[110] = "If it ain't broken, don't reckon you need to worry bout fixin' it.";
cowboySayings[111] = "Never trust a man who agrees with you. He's probably wrong.";
cowboySayings[112] = "Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.";
cowboySayings[113] = "If somebody outdraws you, smile and walk away. There's plenty of time to look tough when you're outta sight!";
cowboySayings[114] = "Don't squat with your spurs on.";
cowboySayings[115] = "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.";
cowboySayings[116] = "Always drink upstream from the herd.";
cowboySayings[117] = "Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.";
cowboySayings[118] = "There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.";
cowboySayings[119] = "Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.";
cowboySayings[120] = "Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.";
cowboySayings[121] = "Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.";
cowboySayings[122] = "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.";
cowboySayings[123] = "Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.";
cowboySayings[124] = "Like a good cowboy, a good hat just gets better as it gets older.";
cowboySayings[125] = "Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's good to know what it was.";
cowboySayings[126] = "It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.";
cowboySayings[127] = "Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.";
cowboySayings[128] = "The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.";
cowboySayings[129] = "Never get up before breakfast. If you have to get up before breakfast, eat breakfast first.";
cowboySayings[130] = "Making it in life is kind of like busting broncos. You're going to get thrown a lot. The simple secret is to keep getting back on.";
cowboySayings[131] = "There are more horses asses than horses.";
cowboySayings[132] = "Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.";
cowboySayings[133] = "When you're up to your nose in manure, keep your mouth shut.";
cowboySayings[134] = "When you are tired, thirsty and looking for shade..... Remember the horse is doing all the work.... think about his needs";
cowboySayings[135] = "Never approach a bull from the front a horse from the rear and a fool from any direction";
cowboySayings[136] = "Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.";

function randomNumber(n) {
number = Math.floor(Math.random() * (n + 1));
return number;
}